Stretchy?

pinaero: im gonna stuff you into a condom if you keep acting like a dick

True dat-

Pinaero: you cant spell happiness without penis.

Jorge

Jorge: You put aside what could have been and focus on what is.

Jeremy

jeremy: keep your balls in your own court.

Collection Part 1

nick: i gotta go ace the women's studies exam

sam: what is the meaning of life?
jeremy: have fun, and do rad shit
jeremy: then pass the ability on

jorge: Hit it, split it, quit it and forget it...
jorge: My kind of girl

jeremy: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

sonny: you can reflect on it all you want, but it won't be resolved until you decide how you want to move next

jorge: i have no doubt that she is the one for me, but i am not the one for her.

jeremy: sam was then thrown into jail after he lost his court case for falsely advertising mustache rides without a mustache

jeremy: live it for the rad times make choices to avoid the bad times

larry: there's nothing like throwing it sideways, your feet up, doing 100mph. it's a spiritual, physical, coming together of all things.

jorge: the grass is greener because it's been fertilized with shit.

sam: i need sticky pads for my desktop
larry: i use paper scraps in back pocket
larry: i sit on my memory

gagan: u wanna live long enough to tell your stories..not become one

jorge now all I can think of is existential ass
jorge: that's the best kind

jeremy: happiness is now. if you aren't happy now, you wont be happy later. you will have lived a life of unhappy.. to make it to a life of happy?

Pinaero

pinaero: fast enough to escape hell, fast enough to experience heaven.

pinaero: look at it this way.. you didn't lose her, you experienced her. now you're able to experience more.

pinaero: he cant get far with a leaking oil pan :-X

pinaero: your hurtling yourself down a mountain mere inches from the ground at rapdily increasing speeds and purposely put your face just mere feet from the ground for sole purpose of making your soul soar to a higher plane yet you strive to put your physical being as close to the earth as possible

pinaero: makes me like take trust wad it up burn it and throw the ashes in the trash, still hot setting the trash can on fire till a horrible chain reaction starts and the world burns down to the ground

pinaero: the important thing is this.. to be ready at any moment to sacrifice what you are for what you could become.

[11:43] pinaero: lately when i see women its not a question of "Would i hit it"
[11:44] pinaero: its more along the lines of "would she go ATM"

Starting Things Off...

So on several occasions, often many times a day, I'll come to a point in a deep conversation with someone (usually online) in which I will type "gold" or "win" or "fucking epic amounts of awesome" because whatever they said was so inspiring or influential that I decided to "quote" them and copy/paste that message into a text document for use at a later date in a book of the best quotes I've collected over the years. My god, that was 1 sentence, lolz. Anyway, until the book is made, this blog will suffice. Enjoy!