Clothing Euphemisms

m - screw it, i'll use a sock.

Automobile Life Metaphors

Jeremy: You need to look after your car first so your passenger will enjoy the ride.

Stretchy?

pinaero: im gonna stuff you into a condom if you keep acting like a dick

True dat-

Pinaero: you cant spell happiness without penis.

Jorge

Jorge: You put aside what could have been and focus on what is.

Jeremy

jeremy: keep your balls in your own court.

Collection Part 1

nick: i gotta go ace the women's studies exam

sam: what is the meaning of life?
jeremy: have fun, and do rad shit
jeremy: then pass the ability on

jorge: Hit it, split it, quit it and forget it...
jorge: My kind of girl

jeremy: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

sonny: you can reflect on it all you want, but it won't be resolved until you decide how you want to move next

jorge: i have no doubt that she is the one for me, but i am not the one for her.

jeremy: sam was then thrown into jail after he lost his court case for falsely advertising mustache rides without a mustache

jeremy: live it for the rad times make choices to avoid the bad times

larry: there's nothing like throwing it sideways, your feet up, doing 100mph. it's a spiritual, physical, coming together of all things.

jorge: the grass is greener because it's been fertilized with shit.

sam: i need sticky pads for my desktop
larry: i use paper scraps in back pocket
larry: i sit on my memory

gagan: u wanna live long enough to tell your stories..not become one

jorge now all I can think of is existential ass
jorge: that's the best kind

jeremy: happiness is now. if you aren't happy now, you wont be happy later. you will have lived a life of unhappy.. to make it to a life of happy?